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Insight GloboGym Purple Cobras* plays in a Flag Football league
 
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Insight GloboGym Purple Cobras*

November 2019 Flag Football 7v7 (Men's) - Competitive Division - Mercer University (Atlanta Campus) - Sunday Morning - "A" Competitive
Team Color
Black
Mascot
Purple Cobra
Motto
“Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!” ©
History
Tired of the same old you? Tired of being out of shape and out of luck? Tired of being overweight and under-attractive? Hello. I'm White Goodman, Owner, Operator, and Founder of Globo Gym America, and I'm here to tell you that you don't have to be stuck with what ya got. Here at Globo Gym, we understand that "Ugliness" and "Fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it. And that's where we come in. Globo Gym employs a highly-trained, quasi-cultural staff of personal alterational specialists. And with our competitively-priced on-site cosmetic surgery, we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning into a Franken-fine! Of course you'll still be you in a legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive, better you than you could ever become without us. How do I know? Well, I'm not only the founder of Globo Gym. I'm also a client.
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Team Schedule

Sunday, November 10

Top Golf Party
10:55 AM Field 2
 
Visitor
vs
Soddy and the Boys*
Win
6 - 0

Sunday, November 24

10:55 AM Field 1
 
Home
vs
Fumblerooski
Win
14 - 9

Sunday, December 8

Reindeer Games
2:45 PM Field 1
 
Visitor
vs
Passholes
Loss
0 - 7

Sunday, January 5

10:55 AM Field 1
 
Visitor
vs
FlYsTyLe
Loss
12 - 18
11:50 AM Field 1
 
Home
vs
Catch Dis Fade
Win
19 - 0

Sunday, January 19

12:30 PM Field 1
 
Home
vs
Almost D1
Loss
0 - 35

Sunday, January 26

1:30 PM Field 1
 
Home
vs
First Round Draughts (ASSC)
Tie
0 - 0

Sunday, February 2

PLAYOFFS View Playoff Bracket
Noon Field 1
 
Visitor
vs
Dirty Sprite
Loss
6 - 13

Notes

 

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